So... she's still crazy...
Cake added me on Facebook so I've posted a few of her status' and comments for decryption...
wtf is she saying?
Commenting on a clip of "The Shining" posted by Will Chiriboga: woah!? Glad to have a smile like this... did we go on with how we used to feel ab out? On how well you are on my photo's? Yes "Gubi" !.!. When ever you wanna talk HD I was thinken about Chuck other day. lol
Status Updates:
Know how to say what I love to do worken on how I love to love yet again recreating greatness
The difference between the stock market and well the bank is? Wonder how the President would take up for this?
What do you know its my regular life in real. But basically. When you hear a nigga in use hear back in the well to my do my nigga besides.. how should we do on chill! Way past like hey.. When Eaten her goes right wit mine.. so off to far
This is Exactly how I let me go on to what I do. Iike both me an what I like to say regularly in mines! Please! In my own in real what else should she like to say besides? You right.
NOthing like dat one to eat it right in front of ur eyes! Just like slow motion OOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!Is this the Vill?? I'm so much hotter in FL.. Smell me! Did anyone ever tell? I'm the only girl with no, stop, & don't, all in the wrong places!! Well Damn
mane want a delivery weed mane they don't come how they use to! And when you find one they be tryen to start relations and shit. TO EVERY WEEDMAN WIT WILLZ IN IT FOR THE MULA.. GO SAINTS I MEAN TREEZ! Wouldn't mind knowing what it do...
Hoyle shititt oooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmggggggg! Thats funny right there!?!
ReplyDeletedoes ANY of that make any sense???
ReplyDeletea little about the weather and eating, a blip about the economy I think or Obama and something about the guys who bring her Chronic...
I am currently working on translations. Here is my first...
ReplyDelete"The difference between the stock market and well the bank is? Wonder how the President would take up for this?"
"The difference between the stock market and THE WELL BANK (when speaking Cake, you have to get used to the interchangable order of words, similar to reversing a subject and an adjective when translating between English and Spanish, only much more sophisticated and varied)
is?" (Here the question mark is used simply because there is no proper symbol in the English alphabet to convey the staging of a rhetorical question used to answer the prior, non-rhetorical question. You must read the following sequence to properly understand the context in which a question mark has been used when translating from Cake.)
Wonder how the President would take up for this?
(The translation of this phrase is proper, once you correctly translate the prior question, which refers to the stock market and the well bank. Clearly, the way the President would "take up" for the well bank would be to use the bucket and rope system which they have implemented to access and harvest the wishing coins thrown in by patrons. Harvesting wealth in the stock market is a less savvy means, involving investing and so forth. So to rhetorically "wonder" how the President would take up for "this", meaning the stock market, is commenting that the clear difference between the two is the means by which wealth is accumulated in each arena. Without a bucket and rope system, there is no way for the President to "take up" in relation to the stock market.)
I dare someone to translate the one about her smell... Freaking dare you.
ReplyDeletehahahahahaha this is hilarious
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i love it so much.
ReplyDeletei feel like even if we did know what she was talking about...
it would result in all of our IQ's dropping drastically.
Have you seen her recent strike on Armins wall?
ReplyDeleteArmin Jared ZellersIs considering the benefits and drawbacks to legally changing his last name to "Hitchcock" or "Kubrick". Would it help or hinder in this industry?
Whitney Felder: Geeessshhh! It wasn't all like dat when I got my T-shirt peddlers license. Per say .. And you telling me its even harder to benefit myself by keeping up wit my name as Cake wonder what it do for a woman who changes her last to her maiden name...
I have no idea....